This listing is for a digital file only. No physical item will be shipped.
Whether you're a fellow crocheting weirdo (hi!) or shopping for the perfect weird-cute gift for your butt loving friends, this piece is sure to make a statement.
This pattern is beginner-friendly, but if you need additional support, please download my free 19-page Tapestry Crochet Guide (available here on my website) that includes:
How to Crochet for Absolute Beginners (video tutorial)
How to Color Change & Manage the Yarn Chaos (video tutorial)
Step-by-step color blocking instructions
Image chart + row-by-row guide
Photo references and tips throughout
Multiple finishing options included (border, tassels, pillow, wall hanging, etc.)
Finished size: approx. 16×20 inches— will vary depending on tension, yarn, and hook.
Materials you'll need:
Any cotton or acrylic medium weight yarn works great. For this project i used Caron One Pound in Black, Off White and Scarlet.
4.5mm crochet hook (i usually size smaller than my yarn recommends to get tighter stitches but that is optional)
Wooden dowel rod
Scissors (and if you’d like a precise cut of the tassels, i use a rotary cutter)
Yarn needle
Steamer or iron with steam function
You can sell what you make! Small batch sellers are welcome — just don’t resell or share the pattern file. Please credit @crochet.or.cry when posting or listing online.
Thank you SO much for your support — I hope you have the best time making this. Feel free to reach out if you need help along the way!
This listing is for a digital file only. No physical item will be shipped.
Whether you're a fellow crocheting weirdo (hi!) or shopping for the perfect weird-cute gift for your butt loving friends, this piece is sure to make a statement.
This pattern is beginner-friendly, but if you need additional support, please download my free 19-page Tapestry Crochet Guide (available here on my website) that includes:
How to Crochet for Absolute Beginners (video tutorial)
How to Color Change & Manage the Yarn Chaos (video tutorial)
Step-by-step color blocking instructions
Image chart + row-by-row guide
Photo references and tips throughout
Multiple finishing options included (border, tassels, pillow, wall hanging, etc.)
Finished size: approx. 16×20 inches— will vary depending on tension, yarn, and hook.
Materials you'll need:
Any cotton or acrylic medium weight yarn works great. For this project i used Caron One Pound in Black, Off White and Scarlet.
4.5mm crochet hook (i usually size smaller than my yarn recommends to get tighter stitches but that is optional)
Wooden dowel rod
Scissors (and if you’d like a precise cut of the tassels, i use a rotary cutter)
Yarn needle
Steamer or iron with steam function
You can sell what you make! Small batch sellers are welcome — just don’t resell or share the pattern file. Please credit @crochet.or.cry when posting or listing online.
Thank you SO much for your support — I hope you have the best time making this. Feel free to reach out if you need help along the way!
